(shavetail, U.S. Army Air Corps) Upon completion of basic training and then more specialized advanced training, new pilots were awarded their wings and commissioned 2nd Lieutenant. This officer rank required epaulets on the uniform shirt. Because of the shortage of new uniforms and even suitable material, the shirt tail was cut off to obtain matching material to construct the shoulder loops on which to install brass Lieutenant bars.
Jack Franklin was a genuine shavetail, taking basic training in a Vultee BT13 near Waco, Texas and advanced in a North American AT6 in Biloxi, Mississippi. He was to receive combat training with the Republic P47 but converted to multiengine and flew a C47 Gooney Bird out of Wiesbaden, Germany in the earliest days of the Berlin air lift following the war. This picture was taken in Wiesbaden and signaled the beginning of the Cold War.
The police of Los Angeles, population close to five million, issue about three jay-walking citations a year. Jack got one of these and explained that he'd been drinking and figured it was safer to walk. Where is your car? Jack had lost it somewhere. The cop changed the charge from jay-walking to driving without a car.
His family complained that Jack's ham radio gear was spreading all over the house. “They treat me mean. I'll show them – I'll throw all my stuff away!”
His favorite T-shirt, to wear in public, was emblazoned with “fuck old people (please)”.
The Cremation of Sam McGee
by Robert Service
There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.
Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam 'round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he'd often say in his homely way that he'd “sooner live in hell”.
On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn't see;
It wasn't much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.
And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and “Cap,” says he, “I'll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I'm asking that you won't refuse my last request.”
Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no; then he says with a sort of moan :
“It's the cursed cold, and it's got right hold till I'm chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet 'tain't being dead – it's my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you'll cremate my last remains.”
A pal's last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.
There wasn't a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn't get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say :
“You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it's up to you to cremate those last remains.”
Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows – O God! how I loathed the thing.
And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I'd often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.
Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the “Alice May”.
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then “Here,” said I, with a sudden cry, “is my cre-ma-tor-eum.”
Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared – such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.
Then I made a hike, for I didn't like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don't know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.
I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: “I'll just take a peep inside.
I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked” . . . then the door I opened wide.
And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: “Please close that door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm –
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm.”
There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.
Jack's favorite song, "American in Paris"
Credits?
George Gershwin is turning in his grave.
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